1. It is all about YOU! No worrying about pleasing your partner, shaving your cho-cha, or even hoping that you actually come. It doesn’t matter if you use your hands, toys, or the shower head odds are that you WILL have an orgasm…unless of course you get distracted or interrupted. Also, when you have an orgasm your skin looks pretty and flushed…which is very attractive.
2. Masturbating promotes a healthy sex life. If you know what gets you to that toe curling-hip rocking-expletive screaming-big O then chances are you will be able to better communicate to your lover what it is you need them to do to recreate it.
3. For dudes: masturbating may help lower your risk of prostate cancer! That’s right, homies…do it for your health! Keep your juices flowing now so you can reduce your risk later on in life!
4. It is a cheap stress reliever! You might be broke and your job might totally suck…but if you can make yourself come in less than 2 minutes you’re a winner!
5. There’s always time to dilly your dally! You may not have time to go to the gym, balance your check book, cook a healthy meal, start that new art project, go to your Weight Watchers meetings or WHATEVER other shit you try so hard to squeeze in but never seem to fit…but you ALWAYS have time to rub one out. Do it before bed, in the shower/bath, after work, whenever you have time to get your jollies out please do it.
Really people, take the time this month to love yourself in the sexual sense this month for these reasons and more. You deserve an orgasm a day in May!
May 7, 2011 at 6:18 pm |
I take the time everymonth to masterbate. I couldn’t live with out it.